I Can't Breathe!

Dear reader,

I cannot help but share this with you. I am in pain. I am in agony, to be precise, having spent the last four hours laughing my ass off. The reason is FunEl. It is a blog, far more sophisticated than anything I could ever dream up, featuring Dimosthenis Liakopoulos, Greek tele-natio-vangelist. I am speechless. The WORK that has gone into it is stupendous. The LAUGHS are unbearable. The sheer ABSURDITY is Zen-like in its effect: your mind just gives up and crawls into a corner of your brain, to be replaced by a lucid nothingness.

This post will remain unfinished while I compose myself. This may take a few days.

I must apologize in advance to all readers who have never lived in Greece: until I finish this post, FunEl will make NO sense to them at all. After I finish this post, it still won't.

Patience, my friends. It won't be long: O Kairoc Gar Eggyc.